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Client Testimonials | Cape Town & Durban

“After having liposuction & a butt lift, I was at my wits end trying to find someone to help with proper manual lymphatic drainage massage in Cape Town. Call after call to numerous massage therapists made it clear that the majority were utterly clueless when it came to this particular medical treatment, that was until I by chance made contact with The Massage Guy. Within the 1st minute of our telephonic discussion/consult, I knew that he was going to be the right therapist to assist me with my recovery.

His level of knowledge & understanding of the lymphatic system and the very specific way it needed to be worked upon, almost instantly put my mind at ease. His friendly, warm nature and genuine compassion, made every treatment over my 6weeks of recovery, such a treat. I had no idea that I’d actually end up enjoying manual lymph drainage so much because my body was still so sore & tender after surgery but thankfully, the massage was light and gentle as Lyle said it would be and he took his time carefully clearing the swelling and fluid retention in all the affected areas. It’s such a relaxing massage when the pain of surgery has dissipated, not only did I feel my body healing, it was also very soothing & nurturing. I guess this also has a lot to do with Lyle having such incredible healing  energy & positivity.

I’m so happy to have found a therapist who actually takes his time to do a proper job and not fool clients like the other therapists I spoke to did. Not one of those others was doing 2hr treatments, yet this is the minimum duration The Massage Guy starts from and after experiencing what he does and just how thoroughly he works, I can completely understand why this is. Now that I am fully healed the next for me to try is the Lomi Lomi massage, if his Manual Lymph Drainage was so good, I can only imagine how wonderful Lomi Lomi is going to be”

Katherine

“Okay so you’ve totally ruined me for other massage therapists. How am I supposed to be satisfied with massages done by others when I know for a fact that none of them work on the same level as you do? Thank you for finally making the move to Cape Town to allow us ladies on this end to enjoy your fantastic massage abilities mister!!! XoXo”

Charlotte

“Best manual lymph drainage massages for women in Cape Town by far. The Massage Guy really takes his time reading & assessing the body as he works so that every lymph node and area of obstruction is cleared. Other therapists do try but sadly, all fall short of the mark for the kind of thoroughness my body requires. The Massage Guy starts his sessions from a minimum of 2hrs & can go up to a maximum of 5hrs, you’d be lucky if you can find a therapist like this anywhere in the world and just my luck, he is now based in Cape Town”

Juliette

“As a busy professional and mom, I am always in need of some relaxation and stress relief. I have tried many different massage therapists, but none have compared to The Massage Guy in Cape Town. His technique is truly unique and effective in relieving tension and soreness in my body.

Not only is his massage technique top-notch, but he is also incredibly professional and accommodating. He always makes sure to ask about any specific areas of concern and tailors the massage to my needs.

I highly recommend The Massage Guy to any woman in need of a high-quality, personalized massage experience. He has truly become my go-to massage therapist and I can’t imagine going to anyone else. Thank you, Massage Guy, for consistently providing such outstanding service!”

Gillian

“Amazing does not do justice to just how magical these massages sessions are. I had 3 massages with this brilliant gifted therapist during my visit to Durban & each session was consistently phenomenal.

However, I have to say that my most favourite of the three was the 4hr pamper session(yes, I said 4hrs…wow). I booked during a rare horrid cold and rainy day in Durban.

Not only did The Massage Guy turn up at my hotel with the candles and music to create a lovely, relaxing atmosphere, he also brought along a heater to make sure that I was warm and comfortable. Those little details make all the difference and truly did make me feel special, even though I guessed he probably does exercise that amount of care with all his clients.

I’ve never experienced such a detailed and heavenly massage in my life, even though I’ve been to some of the best SPAs in Europe and Asia. Hands down the absolute best massage therapist I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing.

You will definitely be seeing me every time I fly to South Africa.
Thank you so much for everything!”

Anastasia

“After experiencing what you can do, it is shockingly apparent to me how lacking the girls at these commercial spas and beauty studios are. The difference is as obvious to me as drinking the finest champagne & cheap boxed wine.​

You have a client for life in me. I’m never going back to those inferior treatments from inferior therapists.”

Liesl C.

“Being a migraine sufferer for over 25yrs, for me personally nothing has ever helped take away or even ease the pain until I started going to The Massage Guy. He is the most professional therapist that I have ever come across,who not only makes you feel comfortable and relaxed but knows how to work on the specific pressure points to take away my pain. He takes his time and pride with your specific treatment and I always walk out of his studio feeling refreshed,relaxed and of coz without that nagging migraine. Until you have experienced a full blown migraine you can never relate to it.

And if The Massage Guy can give you this much relief from a migraine just imagine how much more relaxed and relieved you would feel after having any of the other treatments that he offers. Don’t settle for something just coz you know the person. Give The Massage Guy a try and you will wonder why didn’t you do this sooner, why did you settle for anything else in the past..#no offense to any spas or other therapists this is my personal opinion from my personal experience and believe me I have spent a fortune on other spa treatments but nothing can compare to what this therapist has given me 🙂”

Vimla

“Ladies I would do this over and over again …What an experience. I have had massages at many places but The Massage Guy comes out Tops ….I feel awesome … I advise you to book your massage now and Enjoy”

Lizelle

“An absolute treat and a little piece of heaven on earth for the hedonistic woman who takes delight in the pleasure that only a really great professional massage can provide.

​No massage therapist I’ve had in the past, has ever demonstrated this amount of skill and talent for this beautiful physical art-form. My only regret was that I only booked a 2hr session, thinking that it would be enough time. I’m definitely going to be clearing out more time in my schedule for my next session so that I can book a 3 or 4hr session.

One of my newest addictions that I plan on giving in to as often as I possibly can, highly highly recommended!!!”

Juanita

“I’ve been spoilt

 After many years of being pampered by the touch of your skillful hands and massage techniques, I can no longer go to any other therapist and feel the relaxation that I always feel after a session with you. Thank you for yet another heavenly and relaxed session.”

Vimla
2nd Testimonial

“You are without a doubt, the most incredibly talented massage therapist I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. You have helped me take my performance to the next level. Thank you so much. You have no equal in my eyes!​”

Crystal
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“You have consistently ticked every box for me from our 1st session till the present day & I cannot imagine ever having a professional massage from anyone else but you dear Lyle.

I am not one to get all soppy or emotional but you have quite possibly saved me from myself on more than one occasion and I will forever be grateful to you for that. Besides being a genius of a massage therapist who seems to know my body better than even I do, you really are one of a kind as a person.

I now have more self love for my body because of all our treatments and have never felt better or been in better shape in my life. Please never change, you are one of my favourite humans on this rock”

Lee-Anne

“I had my first session and it was amazing! Not only is Lyle phenomenal at what he does but he’s a great listener too. He really made me feel comfortable and also made me understand the beauty of massage, what it’s meant to do for your body and how it’s supposed to make you feel. I would really recommend his techniques to all females who just want to pamper and treat themselves to something different from your ordinary 1 hour massages (boooooo! Never going back to that again). You’ll leave feeling so rejuvenated and in a much brighter mood. I can’t wait for my next session!”

Nombuso

“Coming from England, the country of dull, conventional massages, I was pleasantly surprised to be referred to The Massage Guy – Cape Town by the lady at the concierge desk of my hotel near the V&A Waterfront.

She said he was amazing but my golly, this was a serious understatement. My body has never experienced this level of meticulous, quality bodywork during any of the previous massages I’ve had in my life prior to this.

If I ever needed a reason to return to Cape Town, apart from the beauty of the city, it would be to have a 5 hour treatment from The Massage Guy – Cape Town”

Louise Thornton

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“I could swear I was in heaven during the magical Lomi Lomi massage I was treated to. Never in my life has my body received that level of genuine caring attention and pampering. Easily the most thorough massage I have ever received, I had goosebumps at multiple moments during my treatment due to the sublime strokes of this other-worldly massage style. Forget thai, balinese, chinese or any other commercial massages…Lomi Lomi is the ultimate treat for any woman who loves & appreciates quality massages.”

Isabella

“The Massage Guy has perfected the art of massage for women. His in-depth understanding of the body and his application of his skills & experience make for a memorable massage experience time and time again. Having been a regular client for over half a decade in both cities he operates, I am still constantly in awe of how Lyle makes every session feel new and unique. Thank you for setting up your base here in Cape Town. Now I can get back to more frequent bookings and finally book a whole course of cellulite massage/full body exfoliation combos.”

Dehandre

“Pretty much every person that leaves a massage review for any massage therapist is likely to say things like “amazing massage”, “best massage therapist” or “5 star experience”. I am not going to use any of those cliched phrases but would rather tell any woman thinking of booking a session with The Massage Guy, to not hesitate for a moment.

You have to experience his skills for yourself to feel the difference. In fact, he himself asked me to give one or two other massage therapists in Cape Town a try before experiencing his treatments. I didn’t need to do that as I had already had massages with some of Cape Town’s most highly recommended massage therapists both at private practices and at spas during all the years I’ve lived here but that level of self-confidence and self-assurance was very endearing & appealing to me.

All I can say is that I will not willingly be going to any of those therapists or spas again. When you have someone at your disposal who can create magic, you don’t settle for less…EVER!!!”

Liani K.

“It’s not easy finding a massage therapist who actually knows how to read a woman’s body & adapt his/her massage techniques to skillfully tackle every sore spot without leaving you feeling bruised & battered afterwards. Lyle, you have quite simply perfected the art of massage and your passion for your profession & warmth & genuine concern for your clients is so evident. I’m going to refer you to every one of my girls who needs & appreciates such a wonderful gift of healing from an even more wonderful guy.

Keep it up you amazing soul, you’re the best!”

Daniella

“I used to always think that my massage therapist back home in San Francisco was the bees knees, but how quickly that notion left my head once I experienced 5hrs of pure bliss from The Massage Guy – Cape Town. And the best part, I didn’t have to leave the comfort of my beautiful hotel room overlooking the V&A Waterfront. We started with a full body scrub that left my skin smoother than it has ever been. I felt freshly polished and glowing & the actual massage hadn’t even begun yet.

After a quick shower to rinse of that beautiful smelling scrub, the magical began and I was taken on a total journey of the senses from start to finish. My tired, jet-lagged muscles were skillfully worked & eased of all their tension. Every pressure point in my body was released leaving me with the most incredible relief & feeling of lightness, as if I was floating out of my body for a moment. Then came those mind-blowing Lomi Lomi strokes and it was game over for me, I was hooked on this therapist’s heavenly skills & didn’t want the massage to end. I must have had a combination of every single massage style available on the massage menu & was literally left drooling at the end…haha.

Being someone who really loves all forms of touch and sees this as so beneficial and so healing on so many levels, I am incredibly grateful to have crossed paths with Lyle. You will definitely be seeing me every time I am in Cape Town, no trip to that beautiful city would be complete without me getting to book a massage with you. Thank you ever so much :)”

Emily

“Ladies treat yourself to an amazing massage at The Massage Guy. I walked in stressed and drained and walked out feeling amazing. His techniques are astonishingly sublime.

I will definitely be going back again. Ladies you owe it to treat yourself to an amazing massage. Drift off to another place. I’m sad that you’ve now left Durban but will definitely book you every time I travel to Cape Town.”

Ruby

“Never in my life have I ever come across a massage therapist with as much passion, talent and in-depth understanding of the human body & muscle anatomy. Every last spot on my body that carried pain & tension was worked in such generous detail without being brutal & overly forceful, like most massage therapists are. I’m still in utter awe & amazement at how splendidly skillful your massage techniques are, the gentle but very precise repetition of your strokes really really took me to cloud nine far sooner than I expected, given how tense my muscles were and how stressed out I was before I arrived.​

This is definitely a much needed therapy for any woman who is overworked, over-stressed & in need of a blissful retreat from the hectic pace of this crazy world we live in, a chance to relax and have your all your aches & pains relieved sublimely.

​After experiencing the incredible way The Massage Guy performs massage, I suddenly felt very cheated & let down by all the “therapists” who have massaged me over the years at some of the “best” spas around. My eyes have been opened, opened wide at just how much has been lacking and how much time & money I have wasted on sub-standard massages by average therapists. It’s plainly obvious to me that all the lavish spa decor & pretty settings only serve as distractions and make us believe that we are getting something amazing, that’s a lie. A sub-standard massage in an amazing setting is still a sub-standard massage.

I will no longer settle for less than the very best, and this is the only therapist for me from now on!”​

Tanya T.

“Until experiencing your phenomenal massage skills, I never realized just how inadequate all my previous massage therapists have been. ​

I’ve always felt like I was getting great massages but now I feel like I’ve been wasting my time with those spa massages that all my friends  were constantly rave about.  You’re the best by far.”

Suzanne

“I’ve been going to The Massage Guy for the past year and I can’t recommend him enough. His deep tissue massages are just what I need to relieve my chronic neck and back pain.

Not only is he incredibly skilled at his craft, but he also has a warm and welcoming demeanor that puts me at ease during my sessions.

I’ve tried several massage therapists in the past, but none have been able to provide the level of relief and relaxation that I experience with The Massage Guy.”

Wynitta

“Ladies treat yourself to an amazing massage at The Massage Guy. I walked in stressed and drained and walked out feeling amazing. His techniques are astonishingly sublime.

I will definitely be going back again. Ladies you owe it to treat yourself to an amazing massage. Drift off to another place.”

Ruby

“Wow is all I can say! The testimonials didn’t prepare me for this level of WOW… the most mind-blowing massage session I have ever had. Attention to detail outstanding and the most amazing hands that you will want to keep going back for again and again. This is my massage therapist for life. I highly recommend Lyle for his ability, style and professionalism.”

Annette

I had the opportunity to experience a massage session with The Massage Guy and I was amazed at his skills. You have never experienced true massage therapy if you have not done it through The Massage Guy. He does the massage to meet your needs. I have been to so many massage sessions but they are mediocre because all they do is their job. They do not take their time and care for your body. The Massage Guy takes his time and gives your body the attention it deserves. I will never be able to go back to any other massage therapist.

The massage guy is my favorite massage therapist and I Will definitely go all the way to Capetown just to be massaged by him. 

Thank you to The Massage Guy for the best experience ever. As a woman you need to be pampered by the best and that person can only be The Massage Guy in Cape Town.

Cilla

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